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All I Ever Learned... I Learned From Gundam Wing by Makoto Sagara

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Title: All I Ever Learned... I Learned From Gundam Wing Authors: Makoto Sagara and Allie-cat Archive: www.afallenangel.net/makotosagara/frames/fanfiction.html, www.wufeiduo.net Category: List, Humour Rating: PG? Pairings: none, or all, depending on how you look at it Warnings: mention of yaoi, language Disclaimers: We don't own.... No suing A/N: Three antsy muses, two deranged slaves, and not enough sleep and this is what you get. YAY!? All I Ever Learned... I Learned From Gundam Wing - Five hot boys, two gorgeous men, and too many annoying girls/women equals hot yaoi lemons. - A guy with hair longer than me should be worshipped like the Sex God he is. - Justice, honour, strength, onna, and weak sound sexy coming from the mouth of an über God like Wufei. - Never piss off Shinigami, for Deathscythe is always ready to kick your butt. - Shooting Heero *never* works. - Self-detonating *never* works. - Heero will always walk away from Relena. - The lunar base scene with Duo and Wufei is *so* shonen ai, and that's *good*. - Trowa speaks more in the series than in any fanfic. - Food is *very* fun. - Having a horrid past makes it okay to become a Gundam Pilot, as long as you are hot, male, young, and speak more than one language. - Beware the nice ones. They are ready to blow in .05 seconds, and you won't stand a chance. - If Quatre gives you an opportunity to surrender, take it. - Never mess with a boy's mecha. You too can be Gundam fodder. - Dorothy's eyebrows are not human. - Relena's voice will always be annoying in any language. - Treize has impeccable taste, in fashion, food, *and* men. - Zero System is not a toy. It is a GREAT weapon, which drives you crazy, if you are lucky. - Death hurts like hell, but looks fucking amazing. - If Heero says 'Ninmu Ryokai', hope to God, Satan, and everyone else that it isn't your base he's going to. - Such numbers as 1x2, 2x4, 1x6, and 3x4 are not just used for lumber. - Wufei is hot. It's the artists who are fucked-up looking. - Yaoi, yuri, shonen ai, shoujo ai, and het are all accurate terms, but only yaoi and shonen ai are acceptable. - Zechs looks better without the damn mask, but was an ugly ass kid. - You too can have multiple personalities. Just ask Une and Quatre. - Duo should have let Heero shoot Relena in the beginning of the series. - Spandex. Need we say more? - If you break it, steal someone else's parts to fix it. - Two blonds should never mate. Relena is the result. Zechs is the exception to the rule. - 'Hn' is a very useful phrase. As is '...'. - Friends don't let friends fall without a parachute - Friends don't set bones in front of one another. - Noin is *not* the epitome of fashion. Treize is. - Never piss off your knife wielding sister - Never piss off the doctor taking care of you, even if she is a weak onna. - The silent ones are often the traitors. (hint to Ozzies) - You too can hide out with bangs that hang 2 feet from your face. - It *is* possible for people to come back from the 'dead'. - Spandex hides a multitude of sins. - Heero may be cold with Relena, but he's hot with Zechs, Trowa, Wufei, Quatre, and Duo. - Wufei may be arrogant, but he looks good with Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Zechs, or Treize. - Action, Adventure and Fighting are all very nice, but Angst makes the world go round! - Honour and Pride are wonderful terms, but so are lemon, lime, citrus, and yaoi. - And remember, when going out into the world, hold hands (and braids), look both ways, and watch out for falling Leo parts, or Heeros.

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